Political Business

 

I like this idea.

 

If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang

a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under

the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward

the banana.

 

As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with

cold water.

 

After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result all the

other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when other monkey

tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

 

Now, put the cold water away.

 

Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.

 

The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his

shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him.  After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

 

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new

one.

 

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer

takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm, because he is now part

of the “team”.

 

Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by the

fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs,

he is attacked.

 

Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not

permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are

participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

 

Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the

remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water.

Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for

the banana.

 

Why, you ask? Because in their minds…that is the way it has always been!

 

This, my friends, is how Parliament operates and this is why, from time

to time:

 

ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.

 

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