Category Archives: Only In America

Ass Kicking

Subject: Rules For Kicking Ass     Rules for the Non-Military Dear Civilians, we know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.   For those of … Continue reading

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Who is in charge of our country?

Who do the people running all the government agencies report to? It’s not the President, he finds out about agency problems from news reports. With playing golf 50 times a year, campaign fund raising 40 times a year, vacations, 40 days … Continue reading

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How Big Is Government?

Government is so big that, a person supplying just toilet paper to the Government and making a one cent profit per roll, would become a millionaire in just 2 months.  

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Clean Air Cost’s You?

The average American spends $5,000.00 per year of their budget, do to regulation/laws and government attempts to improve work place safety, water and air quality. These costs are hidden in the products and services we buy and use everyday, from the cars we drive, to the food … Continue reading

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E-Cigarette Tax

With the loss of tobacco tax the government is eyeing electronic cigarette as a replacement source of income. They have a problem seeing how there is no public health problem, so they have to dream up reasons to tax it.

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The Boarder Is More Secure Than It Ever Has Been!

The government loves to make this statement. Because they can prove their are a lot more guards employed there. What they won’t say is that there are more illegals and drugs coming across today than ever before. Can you spell … Continue reading

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MUM! The System

Do you know that a Federal employee with a classified clearance will go to prison, if he/she reports to the news media that a supervisor is wasting tax payer money. Fact is, the government uses prison as a way to protect … Continue reading

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Great Read

Liberalism’s Willing Executioners By Paul  Kengor Here  at American Thinker last week, my friend Herb  Meyer wrote a piece that’s getting a lot of attention. He noted that as the  Obama administration erupts into scandal, we look everywhere for a … Continue reading

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Why China is Kicking our A__

In China, if a woman has a baby out of wedlock she is fined at a rate of 6 years average income. Needless to say they aren’t burdened with a lot of single parents with kids that costs billions to help. In … Continue reading

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No Vote

We need to add a rule to the federal ethics rules that states, they must completely read every Bill that they place their vote for or signature on.

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Hanoi Jane Playing Nancy Reagan

A traitor to America, one who caused U. S. soldiers to be beaten in Nam, does not deserve a job, let alone playing the wife of a U.S. president. Oh well, who am I to worry where this country is … Continue reading

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Dreamliner

Boeing battery problems on the Dreamliner kind of scares the hell out me and probably Boring as well. After all, Obama spent hundreds of millions of dollars on Lithium battery design and manufacturing under the stimulus program. What does that … Continue reading

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12,000,000 New Jobs

With the current Illegal legislation being considered, it will become possible for 12 million illegals to work minimum wage jobs at all the fast food, convenience stores and water parks. That opens up 12 million summer jobs in the low pay … Continue reading

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Multiple Partner Marriages

Multiple partner marriages are right around the corner, now that same sex marriages are being accepted. Next will be animal/human partnerships because they will never approve marriage but partnerships must be OK.

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The Backdoor Tax

Something to think about, the FED pumps billions into the economy every month. The stock market goes up, traders make millions/billions, all short term profits, pay 35% tax and the Government rakes in the taxes. Add in all the IRA/401k last … Continue reading

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Border?

When done in the private world!   Build 380 Patrol offices/lodges, 4 thousand square foot buildings, spaced every 5 miles along the Mexican border. Equip each of them with cameras, ground sensors and FLIR systems looking two and a half miles to each … Continue reading

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Feel The Pain!-Repost

The Obama administration denied an appeal  for flexibility in lessening the sequester’s effects, with an email  this week appearing to show officials in Washington that because they already  had promised the cuts would be devastating, they now have to follow … Continue reading

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S.S.D. & S.S.I. For Sale

Just about anyone can qualify for Social Security Disability, criminals, crack heads, lazy people, dummies and people with disabilities. The program has run a muck! I will stop here, rather then giving away all the secrets to free tax dollars.

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What Dem?

Who will be the Democrat that takes the Second Amendment position, so they can run for President in 2016?  Clinton?

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It’s Time For U.S. Police

We need jobs, millions of jobs so lets form a National Police Force (NPF). I know it sounds crazy but it could be the only Federal agency that pays it’s own way. The NPF would be solely charge with rooting … Continue reading

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Economic Growth

The Government turned down AT&T’s acquisition of T-Mobile, a 30 Billion dollar investment in America, which would have meant as many as 20,000 new jobs. Now AT&T is looking at moving it’s investments to Europe, our Government in action building the … Continue reading

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OJT

Remember On the Job Training, those days that allowed people without direct schooling in a trade could still get a skill and a job. If you wanted to be a welder, auto-body painter, machinist, plumber, etc. all you had to do … Continue reading

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Gold Rush

It is easier to get on the Food Stamp program, a Housing Subsidy or getting on S. S. Disability, than getting a concealed hand gun license.

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Infrastructure

The Federal Government collects $85,000,ooo per day from gasoline tax. Where has that money gone? Now the president is calling for infrastucture needs of America and wants to know how we are going to pay for it? That $85 million … Continue reading

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Nativity B S

If cities and counties wanted to have their Nativity scenes it would be simple for them to sell the 100 square feet where the scene was located for $1.00, to a local church or private party. This would eliminate all … Continue reading

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IN CHARGE

How can the person in charge of everything, the whole country, with 40 or so agencies reporting directly to him, not know anything about anything. Why is it, every major problem that has besisged our country, the person in charge … Continue reading

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Free Cell Phones

Free cell phones for 60 million American free loaders! Carlos Slim, who has an estimated net worth of $70 billion, owns a controlling  stake in TracFone, which makes $10 per phone for each device it provides to poor  Americans. The … Continue reading

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IRS Reports

The IRS reported that it received 140 million tax filings in 2011 of which we know 50 million paid no taxes. That leaves 70 million tax returns, paid all the taxes for the whole Country. Many of which are corporations, so what would … Continue reading

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Hookah Bar

Have you noticed the amount of Hookah Bars opening up in all U.S. cities around the country. Have you noticed they only have customers maybe once a week. How can anyone run a business when they are patronized 3 hours a … Continue reading

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Rich vs Obama

Richest 400 Americans’ net worth jumps 13 percent to $1.7 trillion: Forbes. What’s wrong with this headline, is Obama spent $1.8 trillion on stimulus over the last 3 years and he thinks taking away all their money would solve his … Continue reading

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