Why Work

Follow these 13 proven steps to financial well-being:

1. Don’t get married to her.
2. Use your mom’s address for mail.
3. Guy, (YOU) buy a house.
4. Guy rents out house to his   girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t have to pay for family

    insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college free for being a single mother.

8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone.

10.Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but uses mom’s house to get mail sent to.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now they    both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit!
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” at  $1800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0.00 dollars.

An unmarried couple with stay-at-home mom nets:
$21,600 disability +
$10,800 free housing +
$6,000 free Obamacare +
$6,000 free food +
$4,800 free utilities +
$6,000 Pell grant money to spend +
$12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant +
$8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother
=$75,000 a year in benefits

Any idea why the country is 18+ trillion $$$ in debt?